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Arsenie Boca TM R produse de origine cu holograma

 

trecand peste aberatia inregistrarii unei stafii la oficiu europeean de proprietate intelectuala.. :crack:

 

m-am tarat pe jos de ras...

 

jur ca ma interesez cum fac sa inregistrez Isus si Maria la EUIPO...

fac bani de o sa diminuez saracia pe planeta asta daca donez 90% pe an la amarati... :crack:

 

 

noaptea ratiunii.

e de ras, clar dar e si de plans.

cat de prosti pot fi uamenii, cat de javre pot fi uamenii, cat de cretine pot fi legile si institutiile...

 

Citeste mai mult: adev.ro/p0wi0s

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o sa apara produse de panificatie "Pr. Arsenie".

 

 

  • 30Bakery goods; Processed grains, starches, and goods made thereof, baking preparations and yeasts; Preparations for making bakery products; Bread.
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mi-e greata ...

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la radio am auzit....

 

La urmatoarele alegeri sa-l votam pe Ali Baba! ...el numai 40 de hoti are in banda.... :crack: :crack:

de fapt, în ciuda titlului, Ali Baba nu conducea nici o bandă era un hoţ solitar şi de circumstanţă

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Se prezinta o fetiscana la interviu, patronul o ia si-o invata: “Fata draga, noi nu zicem NU la clienti chiar daca nu avem produsul in stoc…. ii aburim, ii amanam”.

Zis si facut, trece o luna, prinde fata ideea, intra un cetatean:

- Manusi aveti?

- Pai, sigur…de care sa fie? de piele? tricotate? cu un deget, cu 2 cu 5?

- De piele, normale, cu 5 degete !

- Le purtati la palton sau la jacheta?

- La palton, ca vine frigul !

- Domnule, eu va propun sa veniti maine cu paltonul, sa vedem ce se asorteaza.

Pleaca omul, cand sa iasa pe usa intra unul furios c-un colac de buda si c-o placa de faianta in mana:

- Cucoana, uite asta-i capacul de la buda, asta-i nuanta la faianta, poponeata ti l-am aratat ieri, acum imi dai hartie igienica?

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