Vizitator CristiBoroi Postat Martie 30, 2010 Share Postat Martie 30, 2010 http://webdesignledger.com/inspiration/30-...-make-you-laugh Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
Pupila Dilatata Postat Martie 30, 2010 Share Postat Martie 30, 2010 Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
Kassu Postat Martie 30, 2010 Share Postat Martie 30, 2010 Ajutati un om sarman... Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
PainRedefined Postat Martie 30, 2010 Share Postat Martie 30, 2010 (editat) Editat Martie 30, 2010 de PainRedefined Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
mihai_2b3 Postat Martie 31, 2010 Share Postat Martie 31, 2010 I. Care este deosebirea intre porumbel si cocosel ? R. Porumbelul este pasarica pacii, iar cocoselul este pacea pasaricii. Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
q_simi Postat Martie 31, 2010 Share Postat Martie 31, 2010 interesant http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_profanity Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
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Spaima Ursuletilor de Plus Postat Martie 31, 2010 Share Postat Martie 31, 2010 interesant http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_profanity a da cu mobra-n gâÂşte: to have intercourse (literally meaning "to run the mobra into the geese") - (mobra-type of motor bicycle - used as a synonym for p.u.l.a) :lool Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
Grigu Postat Martie 31, 2010 Share Postat Martie 31, 2010 Un tip ii povesteste amicului cel mai bun: > - Bai, ce lux avea in casa ala care a dat petrecerea de > aseara. > - Ce lux, nene? > - Bai, si buda era de aur!!! > - Du-te d-acilea! N-are cum! > Pleaca impreuna la resedinta unde fusese > "dezmatul" cu o seara inainte.Raspunde la usa > sotia proprietarului: > - Sarut mana, doamna! > - Buna ziua! > - Stiti, eu am fost la petrecerea dvs. de aseara si i-am > povestit amicului ca aveti si buda din aur, iar el nu ma > crede. Ne lasati un pic inauntru ca sa-i demonstrez? > Se aude vocea sotului: > - Cine-i, draga? > - A, niste amici de-ai tai, raspunde sotia. Dar vino > incoace sa afli si tu cine ti s-a cacao in trombon... Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
Vizitator Haywood Yablomme Postat Martie 31, 2010 Share Postat Martie 31, 2010 http://www.220.ro/accident/Accident-De-Fat...tia/EYTXoIPwlO/ Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
puskyboy Postat Martie 31, 2010 Share Postat Martie 31, 2010 Cateva (mai multe) citate in engleza cu si despre motoare Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. “200mph, no hands. Damn that’d be cool right before the part where you die.” – A. Duthie “There are only three sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting, and motor racing. All the rest are merely games.” – Ernest Hemingway “Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls.” – Stirling Moss “Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.” Seen on a motorcycle’s rearviews:“Warning: objects seen in mirror are disappearing rapidly” Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet. “There’s the V-4 thing: there’s just something about it that inline 4s don’t have, and V-twins have too much of.” – Murray Duncan “Life may begin at 30, but it doesn’t get real interesting until about 150.” If you’re going to lead, then lead. If you’re going to follow, get the hell out of my way! “Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...” – Hunter Thompson “Keep thy eye on the tach, thine ears on the engine, least thy whirlybits seek communion with the sun” – John 4:50 “You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience... The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.” “Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, shouting GERONIMO!” “Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don’t have the balls to live in the real world.” – Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryden “I believe in treating everyone with respect, but, first you have to get their attention.” “Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence”. Everyone knows Honda’s attitude in the GP Paddock! “ Who will be behind us this weekend? “ “A zest for living must include a willingness to die.” – R.A. Heinlein If you think you don’t need a helmet, you probably don’t. “Racing is living, everything else is just waiting” “If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.”– Larry McMurty “Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship... Catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to the track.” – Justin Skalka I want to leave this world the same way I came into it: Screaming and covered in blood. Kansas: home of the highway with 318 miles and 11 curves. What does a Harley and hound dog have in common ? They both spend most of their time in the back of a pickup truck. What differentiates the two ? The hound dog can get in and out of the pickup under his own power. “98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home.” Midnight bugs taste best. Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need. NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench. Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you. Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground. Routine maintenance should never be neglected. It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror. Never be afraid to slow down. Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory. Don’t ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise. Pie and coffee are as important as petrol. Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight. If you want to get a job, you may have to compromise your principals (you may even have to shave). Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you’ll ride alone. Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town. Never mistake horsepower for staying power. A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover. A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles. Never do less than forty miles before breakfast. If you don’t ride in the rain, you don’t ride. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed. Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived. Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go. A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it. Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night. Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it. Work to ride & ride to work. Whatever it is, it’s better in the wind. Two-lane blacktop isn’t a highway – it’s an attitude. When you look down the road, it seems to never end – but you better believe it does. A biker can smell a party 500 miles away. Winter is Nature’s way of telling you to polish. A motorcycle can’t sing on the streets of a city. Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking. People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently. If the bike isn’t braking properly, you don’t start by rebuilding the engine. Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor. Sometimes the best communication happens when you’re on separate bikes. Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil. The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. Learn to do counter-intuitive things that may someday save your butt. The twisties – not the superslabs –separate the riders from the squids. When you’re riding lead, don’t spit. If you really want to know what’s going on, watch what’s happening at least five cars ahead. Don’t make a reputation you’ll have to live down or run away from later. If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them. A friend is someone who’ll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you’re broken down. If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind follow her. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary. If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can’t stop at every tavern. There’s something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer. Don’t lead the pack if you don’t know where you’re going. Sleep with one arm through the spokes and keep your pants on. Practice wrenching on your own bike. Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don’t. Some can’t. Beware the rider who says the bike never breaks down. 2 bikes is useful because at least one can be raided for parts at any given time. Don’t argue with an 18-wheeler. Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit. Maintenance is as much art as it is science. A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel. If you can’t get it going with bungee cords and electrician’s tape, it’s serious. If you ride like there’s no tomorrow, there won’t be. Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside. Gray-haired riders don’t get that way from pure luck. There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders. Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won’t save your butt from “road rash” if you go down. The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside. Always replace the cheapest parts first. You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze. No matter what marquee you ride, it’s all the same wind. Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling. Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
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Mr_ORL Postat Martie 31, 2010 Share Postat Martie 31, 2010 Ajutati un om sarman... E clar ori caterinca, ori reclama mascata...mai era una renumita, de dansa in metrou, facea streaptease Dar e tare reactia alora... Foarte tare, au intrat si ei pe segmentu asta mai serios...imi aduc aminte ca acum ceva ani vorbeam cu cineva pentru ceva afaceri in moldova si mi-a zis sa caut site-uri...am gasit doar cateva, la primarie, presedentie, si un magazin mai mare ... Absolut genial!La prima vedere n-am prins ideea, apoi am inceput sa citesc atent...super faza... "Japan...USA just sent you two gifts" Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
PepsiMan Postat Martie 31, 2010 Share Postat Martie 31, 2010 De unde cumpar eu covrigi... Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
najnaj Postat Martie 31, 2010 Share Postat Martie 31, 2010 obligatoriu cu casti Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
Lt. Navarro Postat Martie 31, 2010 Share Postat Martie 31, 2010 @ITS: BESTIALA POZA. GENIAL(I) aia care au facut asta! Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
Ioana Suzuki Postat Aprilie 1, 2010 Share Postat Aprilie 1, 2010 Barbatul si nevasta`sa in pat...faceau sex salbatic. Deodata se aude un zgomot ciudat,era copilul lor care statea in usa dormitorului socat. Dupa cateva secunde se intoarce si fuge. Barbatul o linisteste pe sotie si ii spune ca merge el sa vorbeasca cu fiul lor. Intra in camera si SOC...baietelul facea sex salbatic cu bunica`sa!!! Tatal ramane fara cuvinte. Baiatul: - Nu mai e asa amuzant cand e vorba de maica-ta, aaa?!! ))) Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
@jinx Postat Aprilie 1, 2010 Share Postat Aprilie 1, 2010 Un baietel se scoala dimineata si merge in baie sa se spele pe dinti. Acolo gaseste un barbat care facea acelasi lucru. Copilul: - tu esti noul baby-sitter ? Barbatul: - nu, eu sint noul mother fucker Stefan Cel Mare sta la sfat cu boierii tarii. La un moment dat intra un soldat obosit de alergare: - Maria ta, vin turcii peste noi !!! Stefan: - Cati sunt ? - Vreo 10 mii ! raspunde soldatul. - Vom invinge! spune Stefan. Sa-mi aduceti camasa rosie sa nu vada soldatii nostri daca sunt ranit. Dupa doua luni povestea se repeta cu vreo 20 de mii de turci. Stefan ii linisteste pe cei prezenti si cere din nou camasa rosie. Dupa trei luni iarasi vine soldatul disperat: - Vin turcii peste noi ! Stefan: - Cati sunt ? Soldatul: - 100 de mii Stefan: - Bine, du-te si adu-mi pantalonii aia maro ... Mohammed intra, pentru prima data, in clasa, la noua lui scoala. "Cum te numesti?" intreaba invatatoarea. "Mohammed"... raspunde copilul. "Esti in Australia iar aici nu exista Mohammed." "Din acest moment numele tau va fie Bruce," Dupa ore, Mohammed se intoarce acasa. "Cum a fost in prima zi, Mohammed?" intreaba mama sa. "Numele meu nu este Mohammed. Eu sunt australian iar numele meu este Bruce.2 "Ah, ti-e rusine de numele tau, incerci sa-ti renegi parintii, mostenirea ta, religia ta? Sa-ti fie rusine." si l-a batut. Apoi l-a chemat pe tatal sau care l-a batut si mai rau... In ziua urmatoare Mohammed se intoarce la scoala. Invatatoarea il vede plin de rani si il intreaba: "Ce-ai patit Bruce?" "Doamna, n-o sa credeti, dar la doar doua ore dupa ce am devenit australian, am fost atacat de doi arabi nenorociti!..." - Ma, vine Pastele, ti-am cumparat un ou Kinder. Se întîlnesc si a doua zi : - Ce zici, ti-a placut oul ? - Ciocolata era excelenta, dar capsula am înghitit-o cam greu. Georgeasca la birou: - Fetelor, aseara am pus mana pe testiculele lui barbatul meu, erau reci ca gheata... A doua zi Ioneasca si ea: - Fetelor si barbatul meu are testiculele reci ca gheata ... A treia zi apare Vasileasca batuta mar, cu ochii vineti. - Ce-ai patit draga ? - Pai am pus si eu mana pe testiculele lui barbatul meu: erau fierbinti, fierbinti. Atunci am zis: - Draga ce testicule fierbinti ai, ale lui Georgescu si ale lui Ionescu sunt reci ca gheata ... Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
ser79ban Postat Aprilie 1, 2010 Share Postat Aprilie 1, 2010 Nu sunteti oameni daca nu dati mai departe Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
gabyshor Postat Aprilie 1, 2010 Share Postat Aprilie 1, 2010 Nu sunteti oameni daca nu dati mai departe ) tare rau de tot Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
Gova Postat Aprilie 1, 2010 Share Postat Aprilie 1, 2010 Top 10 custom Japanese scooters: http://humormachine.blogspot.com/2010/03/t...e-scooters.html Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
q_simi Postat Aprilie 1, 2010 Share Postat Aprilie 1, 2010 Doua blonde in tren. Pe bangheta din fata lor sta un batran . Zice una dintre ele: - fata, io cred ca asta este Mircea Cel Batran! zice cealalata: - fata, esti proasta, ala este mort de sute de ani! intre timp, intra in compartiment un cunoscut al batranului si ii zice: - Mircea, batrane, ce mai faci? la care blonda: - ai vazut fata ca am avut dreptate!! Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
PepsiMan Postat Aprilie 1, 2010 Share Postat Aprilie 1, 2010 Pozitii moto.... Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
ser79ban Postat Aprilie 1, 2010 Share Postat Aprilie 1, 2010 (editat) Pozitii moto.... La naiba, deci de aia sunt eu asa de cultivat? Bai, nu-s de acord cu punctul F. Cred ca eu stau cam ca la pt A. Editat Aprilie 1, 2010 de ser79ban Citează Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri More sharing options...
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