Hai să râdem!

[nervOptik]

http://link interzis/view?i=500_1378650012

[Machine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5sbpVerIvI&feature=player_embedded

Editat Septembrie 9, 2013 de Machine

[Radu H.]

http://www.bzi.ro/iata-ce-s-a-intamplat-cu-un-porc-dupa-ce-a-baut-18-doze-de-bere-388431

[P T R]

 

 

Scoala vietii manciacas

[Crazy-devil]

a gasit jucaria masii'

 

http://www.220.ro/familie/Copilasul-A-Gasit-Jucaria-Mamei/j1fnla3ECC/

[reverend]

[zaelu]

http://link interzis/view?i=f53_1378668985

[P T R]

a gasit jucaria masii'

 

http://www.220.ro/familie/Copilasul-A-Gasit-Jucaria-Mamei/j1fnla3ECC/

poate e a lui tacsu ))

[Crazy-devil]

poate e a lui tacsu ))

sa fie asa de grava treaba la tacsu' de are nevoie de "intariri"

[Marc Marquez]

[rideordye]

[MirceaB]

[silvio]

are 100 de ani. minim.

[Simpson_]

http://9gag.com/gag/a8WyKX6

[rideordye]

During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed...

... "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration?"

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."

Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."

Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, and urinates all over the desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.

"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."

[jerry_mcrie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5sbpVerIvI

 

ce rea e friptura asta care misuna inca pe 4 labe...

[northern_freyja]

[Marc Marquez]

Cred ca e a3a oara cand se pune linkul cu "Scoala vietii"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS09LelJ5Io

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PRg9MrDi5c

[Dan Cata]

http://govindtiwari.blogspot.in/

[gabitzu]

[Simpson_]

[Dan Cata]

Nu inteleg care ii treaba cu omanii care isi "tatueaza" numarul de inmatriculare pe oglinzile retrovizoare la masini. Pana acu am vazut doua conserve in starea asta si ambele aveau stantat alt numar decat ala de inmatriculare.

 

Si un set de oglinzi e vro 50 de lei... Asa mare ii valoarea de tre sa iti scrii cnp-ul pe ele?

[Vizitator darcocbr]

Se graveaza nr de inmatriculare in cazul furtului. Nu poti sterge de pe ele. Daca ai vazut pe o masina oglinzi cu numere gravate diferite decat cele de inmatriculare, mai mult ca sigur aveau sticla oglinzii de pe alta masina. Erau furate.

[cicloburu]

...Erau furate.

Sau luate de la dezmembrări.

[georgem]

Da, astia cu Mercedes sunt cei mai saraci, nu-si permit sa-si cumpere oglinzi noi si prefera sa ia de la cei care vand oglinzi furate, si prin asta incurajeaza furtul de oglinzi, si de aceea cei patiti isi graveaza numarul de inmatriculare pe oglinzi.

Mie mi-a disparut de 2 ori pana acum (in 7 ani si jumatate) sticla de la oglinda exterioara stanga (nu e Mercedes). Din pacate se potriveste si la un model mult mai raspandit decat al meu... Am cumparat noua de fiecare data, pretul e din ce in ce mai mic.